(This story has been written for the Creative Writing GC, an inter-hostel writing competition. This is supposed to be a cyclic story, wherein even if you start from the last paragraph {the part after ****}, the story should make sense. Though I didn’t win anything on this one, it <snare drum rolling> got a special […]
Read more "The Visitors"“…just cant seem to concentrate on studies man. Really gonna get screwed this sem…” “Chill yaar. Tried meditating?” said Wegit. “Well, no. Wait a sec, what? Hahahahahah!” “Abey it works…seriou…” “Yeah yeah…So what Asana do you excel in? Taking your own pecker in your mouth?” “Fuck you. Yoga doesn’t even have to be related to […]
Read more "Om Pavanmuktam Namah!"This post has been written for the ‘Soch Lo! Blogger Contest!’ in Indiblogger. This post contains adult language and br00tal imagery in the bountiful. Those weak of heart are advised to stay away. But not before voting for this on Indiblogger. Without further ado, the story begins… I took in a whiff of the damp, […]
Read more "Gore se Soch Lo!"He has, time and again, been projected as the Icon of Indian Youth by his mom’s party. The suave, boyish quaintness that he exudes eclipses the unattractive demeanour of our political greybeards. He, who has proudly unfurled the banner of the Indian Youth Congress, which envisages inculcating the revolutionary seeds of political zealousness in the […]
Read more "An Interactive Session with Rahul Gandhi"About 7.45… “The Fast local for Kalyan is scheduled to arrive at the platform at 8:50 pm. Kalyan jaane waali fast local platform me Aath Bajkar Pacchas minute pe aayegi” 7:51… The incoming train brought with it a gust of wind and multitudes of people falling out carriages who then terminated the inertia they had […]
Read more "An Insane Itinerary: Part 2"
An Index of Nonsensical Hypotheses 