Reader, writer, baker, cake-r, shaker, traveler, instrument playah, Pastafarian nutter and all those things white chicks write on their bio about their idea of a perfect soulmate. Incidentally, also a feminist, or at least that is what female friends insist, if only to induct more members to their cause. Our cause? Who knows.
We can be friends if you share an undying love, bordering on the insane, for Old Monk.